common / Best

BEST PLACE TO BUY CRACK

Diane’s Gift Boutique

The Placida Road shop features the works of local artists, including the talented Carol Leggett. Her claim to fame is not so much the colorful mermaids she creates as it is … well … the, umm, adjustments she sometimes has to make. To be honest, she has occasionally been requested to paint over the butt cracks on her bootylicious mermaids. It’s a good thing she doesn’t paint fauns.

Return to top