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BEST PLACE YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR PARENTS

Jack and Jill Adult Superstore

There’s a reason why you have that pact with your buddy or bestie to remove your personal stash of XXX-rated films and “toys” should something happen to you: Parents and pornography just don’t mix. And we can’t think of a single reason EVER to let mom or dad tag along on your next shopping spree. Explaining that the box containing an item labeled “Johnny Deep” has nothing to do with actor Johnny Depp is embarrassing enough. Imagine your dad or mom asking you what you’re going to do with that leather device — the one that looks like something straight out of the Spanish Inquisition. Ewww.

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